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Happy Halloweeners!
Happy Halloweening (late, clearly) and happy almost time till no more election commercials, calls, obnoxious people storming in my house. Honestly? I don’t know which I am more excited about....
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Haunting Halloween How-tos. Really. Seriously.
I know. I know. I owe you all posts about my fat doctor, how glitter led to me dancing somewhat suggestively in a sprinkler in my front yard, how I gave myself a bloody nose at Michaels and the other...
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And now I have to get a tuxedo altered for a skeleton
I’ve accepted the fact that things happen to me that are often ridiculous and that, more often than not, it’s my own doing. The other day, bratchild and I were going to go to thrift stores and Mary’s...
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I was the Pied Piper of the Rocket City Goodwill
Yesterday, bratchild and I went to Goodwill. I was driving by and all of a sudden hollered, “I have to buy a shirt to go with the white tux,” and into the parking lot we careened. I am not overly fond...
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I am the Postal Carrier of the Halloween Craft World
Neither monsoon nor heat nor gloom of night nor too small car nor inappropriate wardrobe choices nor ban from power tools and sharp objects shall keep this crafter from her appointed mess-making....
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